Golden Snub-nosed Monkey – Not Like Other Monkeys
The Golden Snub-nosed Monkey is a Chinese monkey and can be also referred as the Golden Monkey. The Golden Snub-nosed Monkey is endemic to a small area in temperate, mountainous forests of central and south-western China. Snow occurs frequently within its range and it can withstand colder average temperatures than any other non-human primates. The Golden Snub-nosed Monkey keeps itself warm with a coat of beautiful golden fur. They live in family groups of one male and numerous females. The family groups band together with others, forming troops of 20 to 30 individuals in the winter and up to 200 individuals in the summer.
The Obedient Father
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.
As they sat together in a circle on the floor
the dad placed a toy in the middle.
He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize
and he wanted to give it to one of them.
He asked them “who is the most obedient?”
Five sets of eyes looked up at him.
Sensing that they didn’t understand the word he then asked,
“Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?”
One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to
the father. “You win!” exclaimed the child.
Men Vs Women
Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn’t paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
Engineers vs Doctors
7 Engineers And 7 Doctors Are Going From PUNE To Mumbai.
So Both Groups Gather At Pune Station.
Both Groups Are Desperately Trying To Prove Their Superiority .
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
———— ——— ——— ——– ———— ——— ——— ——— ——— – –
7 Engineers Take Only 1 Ticket And
7 Doctors Buy All 7 Tickets..
Doctors Are Desperately Waiting For TC To Come……
When TC Arrives,
All 7 Engineers Get in One Toilet So When TC Knocks,
One Hand Come Out With The Ticket And The TC Goes
Away…..
NOW On Return Journey All of Them Don’t Get A Direct Train To PUNE.
So They All Decide To Take A Passenger Till Lonavala,
From There They Can Easily Get A LOCAL To PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA):
———— ——— ——— —- ———— ——— ——— ———— – ———–
Doctors decided,
“This Time We Will Prove That We Too Are Equal”….
All 7 Doctors Take 1 Ticket
Engineers Don’t Buy Any Ticket At All !!!!!..
TC Arrives….
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.
ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.
One Engineer Gets Out And knocks The Door Of Doctors Toilet,
One Hand Comes With The Tickets,
He Takes The Ticket And Comes in Engg. Bathroom !!!!!
TC DRIVES Out ALL The Doctors From The Toilet And They Are Heavily Fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
———— ——— ——— ——— —
SO Now Both The Group Are On LONAVALA Station.
Doctors Planning Their Move For Last Chance,
They Board The Local To Pune.
This Time Doctors Decide That They Will Play The Same (1 ticket) Trick.
ALL Doctors Take 1 Tickets…
Engineers BUY All 7 Tickets This Time…
SO TC Comes..
All Engineers Showed Their Tickets ………… ……. ….
Doctors Are Still Searching For Toilet in The LOCAL Train……. ….
Conclusion: Technically intelligent People Are Genius, Don’t Mess With Engineers.
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